CHRISTINE TEIGEN DAUGHTER GETS A RESTAURANT

Oh the struggles of parenting! 

Getting your kids to sit down and eat sucks especially in their early years of understanding how to say no and pout. 

The infamous Christine Teigen has taken parenting to a whole new level, by making her 2 and half year old  a Menu for her to choose from like she is at a restaurant. This is genius but also, SO EXTRA! 

 

Can we talk about the time and effort she put into this! But I'm gonna go one step further and make it professional! 

Cereal w/ Bananas - The worlds most renowned corn flakes and pops, topped with Caribbean Bananas and mixed with authentic 2% milk (Skim or Almond milk additional $.02) 

Grilled Cheese - Sliced fresh daily cheese on your choice of wheat, rye, or white bread, that accompanies home grown berries from our greenhouse garden. 

Teigonna LOVE THIS CHEESE QUESADILLA - sliced fresh daily cheese with your choice of White, Wheat, Cheddar, Tomato basil, or Guacamole Tortilla, with milked out the cow last week sliced fresh daily cheese, with a scoop of a homemade salsa from a can, and pickles that are by design "fresh". 

Fish Sticks - Four parallel Fish sticks from the Sea of Bengal, with a side of maybe Hilton hotel's finest Brussels sprouts and Broccoli.  

Crispy Chicken Tenders - Crispy Tenders that may be cooked all the way or nah. Fresh Cut Fries, and with your favorite "You Better Eat This Broccoli" on the side.  

Chicken Spaghetti - Chicken, With Spaghetti, and Broccoli (No refunds) 

Boars Head Ham & Cheese Lunables - Cute AF mini ham & cheese sliders with your choice of drink. (Happy Hour specials do not apply) 

There are many videos online that feature the hilarious over reactions of kids being forced to eat vegetables.

 

I have two nieces who still refuses to eat certain foods and will just not eat, then want to snack heavily later eating all my Pop Tarts. However, i'm not mad.......

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