Tight Pants

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Tight Pants

What up! I'm Tight Pants...and yes that's my name.





Tight Pants (the person) Facts:
-I'm not good at growing facial hair.
-I'm a coffee snob/fanatic, but I only drink cold brew.
-I despise onions.
-I was 19 when I ate salad for the first time. It was a Caesar salad.
-I could eat Chipotle everyday.
-I manage a couple bands.
-I'm a DJ...like with turntables.
-I have the Deathly Hollows tattooed on my arm.

Quote to live by: "Coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the heart of champions." - Phil (Kicking and Screaming)

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